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Blue Crab Print

$22.95 USD
Tank-Grey Heather
Short Sleeve-Aqua
Short Sleeve-Sport Grey
Long Sleeve-Sport Grey
Hoodie-Sport Grey
Hoodie-Light Pink

Funny, sassy, and -let's be honest- true AF; you're gonna get a lot of laughs out of this print. Wear this shirt around your man and see how "crabby" HE gets! 

Available in multiple colors as a racerback tank, short sleeve tee, long sleeve shirt, and hoodie. 


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Racerback Tank Specs:  Relaxed fit • Soft fabric 50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon  Side-seamed construction  Wide, low-cut armholes

Short Sleeve Specs:   • Tri-Blend 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon • Slim fit • Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves

Long Sleeve Specs: • Solid colors 100% combed ring-spun cotton Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester  Athletic Heather is 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester  Side-seamed construction  Crew neck  Coverstitched collar  2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs  Regular fit

Hoodie Specs:  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Double-lined hood • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket



Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Ashley C
By far my favorite shirt

I have the blue tank top version and not only is it ultra comfy, I love catching the looks of other women who get the joke all too well! Too funny.