This tee is guaranteed to piss off vegetarians everywhere. Not only will you get a few laughs out of it, it's comfy as hell. . Which is convenient because that's probably where you're going if you wear it. . Although you'll probably just make the man upstairs laugh too.

Available in multiple colors as a muscle tank, short sleeve tee, long sleeve shirt, and hoodie.

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Muscle Tank Specs: • Relaxed fit • Soft fabric • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Side-seamed construction • Wide, low-cut armholes

Short Sleeve Specs: • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton •Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Regular fit

Long Sleeve Specs: • Solid colors 100% combed ring-spun cotton •Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather is 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Coverstitched collar • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs • Regular fit

Hoodie Specs: • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Double-lined hood • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket